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10. You throw yourself on the floor in a tantrum when you realise pizza delivery stops at 11pm and it’s 11.01pm.

9. People question your sanity when you claim you can name over a million toppings.

8. You want a pizza cake as your birthday cake.

7. You try and convince your mum that pizza is one of your 5 a day.

6. You lick your pizza rather than give your little brother a slice.

5. The roof of your mouth is scarred from years of eating pizza that’s too hot.

4. You dream about pizza at least once a week.

3. You’ve literally had pizza every single day since Saturday and feel absolutely no shame.

2. Your passion for pizza has no limit.

1. You’ve laughed out loud reading this article and accidentally spat pizza at your screen.